St-st-st-stuff!

Congradulations to Adam Lambert for making it into the top 12! (he's going to win American Idol, just so you know). And just so you know, Adam, it's okay to mention this site on Idol. I won't sue you, I promise. ;)

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Blogging is actually a lot harder than it looks. Especially if you're like me and you try to stay anonymous...I can't put too much about my life or people will get suspicious or bored. Hah. There's also not a lot to say. Sure, you can be like "oh I have tons of things to say" but you turn on your laptop only to find out that "woah, that's actually pretty lame..." So, you have to pick interesting things to write about so people who happenstance upon your site get hooked. The life of a blogger is tough.

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I'm pretty much stalking another guy. And....I've already lied to him. Well, kind-of. I pretended to know more about something then I really did. And now I'm hoping he doesn't ask me about that certain topic...oops. And for further referernce, we'll call him LT (for Lied Too). However, there's a good chance this guy likes me. In one of my classes I sit kind of diagnol from him. So when the teacher is in the back of the room, when he turns to look at him he faces me, and I'm in the back of the room so I face him. Got it? No? I don't care. Anyways.....so I kinda happen to sort of glance at him every so often and it almost always seems like he was looking at me. Or I'll look at him and he'll turn my way and look at me (as I turn my head sharply away and turn very red...). And that's perfectly okay with me!

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As promised, here's my review of Important Things With Demetri Martin:

Funniness: 5/5 SS (Stalker Stars)

Complete Randomness: 5/5 SS

Flip Charted-ness (that's actually on a screen): 5/5 SS

Jokes: 5/5 SS

Chalkboard Jokes: 5/5 SS

Sketch's: 5/5 SS

AWESOMENESS: 5/5 SS

Yeah. I haven't even finished yet, and it's already BLOWN MY MIND.

Watch it.

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Okay, the funniest commercial ever is the e-trade baby commercial with two babies. Also the bounce laundry one with the singing animals is pretty good too. I wish commercials were non-existent....or that they were all funny.

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More tomorrow.

S

Yeah...

Even though American Idol annoys me, this guy is gonna win. Secrets of a Stalker is proud to support Adam Lambert.

S

BLAAAAAGH!

Sorry I haven't wrote (or is it written) anything in a while. I got sick. Like barf sick. I haven't felt like doing anything. Yuck. I've just been at home on the couch. Whoop-de-doo.....
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Anyways, I went swimming today. I have PE last period. So, I thought "hey, it's just last period! I can run to my car and nobody will ever see me because my hair's a mess, I have no make-up on, and I look like crap!" Wrong. I saw TG. Like I walked right past him. I think we rubbed shoulders.....Like I've never walked that close to him until today. The day I look like crap. Ugh. So, I looked up at him (to make sure he wasn't looking at me) and, luckily, he was distracted. I sighed, and kept walking. Then, to make things worse, I almost ran into a pole about waist high. Like I practically jumped over it. If I would've fallen my story would've gone like this.

Anyways, I went swimming today. I have PE last period. So, I thought "hey, it's just last period! I can run to my car and nobody will ever see me because my hair's a mess, I have no make-up on, and I look like crap!" Wrong. I saw TG. Like I walked right past him. I think we rubbed shoulders.....Like I've never walked that close to him until today. The day I look like crap. Ugh. So, I looked up at him (to make sure he wasn't looking at me) and, luckily, he was distracted. I sighed, and kept walking......right into a pole. I, of course, fell to the ground (after letting out a small scream of fright/embarassment). TG (being extraordinary) turned around and helped me up (stiffling laughter). I mumbled "thanks," me face being BRIGHT red. And gathered my spilt items. All the while, under the watchful eye of TG. Embarrassing, yes. Ugh.

Yeah, I'm that bored. I constantly make up conversations with people in my head. Wait, that sounded odd. I make-up conversations with actual people I know and imagine what they'd say? I guess that sounds better. I still sound a little crazy though. Trust me, I'm not.

On the other hand, TG looked really hot today. XD
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OKAY CHANGE OF TOPIC FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE (or lack there-of....):

I'm DVR-ing Demetri Martin's new show (Important Things with Demetri Martin) on Comedy Central tonight. So you can expect a full review of it tomorrow. It's supposedly amazing. (and REALLY funny.) Tonight's topic is Brains. It's on at 7:30 if you want to watch too!

Now, some of my favorite Demetri quotes (copied and pasted from various websites because I don't feel like typing them all out...) :

(Never mind, go to this site instead, it has them all...)

http://captainpinhead.wordpress.com/2006/10/01/demetri-martin-quotes/
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LATEST.....

Band you should know: The Fray
I have to listen to them every night to fall asleep. They are amazing. My friend saw them in concert and said they sounded just as good onstage as they do on CD. You'll absolutely LOVE this band.

Movie to watch: Hot Rod.

It's a little stupid, but it's hilarious. Not for the light of heart "omg they just said the s-word!" kind of people.

Starbuck's drink you should buy: Caramel Frappichino.

'Nuff said

iPod you need: iPod touch.

You'll love it.

TV show to watch: The Office

It's amazing.

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Yeah, so that's all for now. I think I've covered everything I've wanted to cover.

Til next time,

S

Crap Poem

Do you love me?
Because I love you.
Do you see me?
I'm standing right in front of you.
Do you hear me?
I'm practically screaming your name.
Don't you understand?
I like you.
Don't you get it?
I can't stay away from you.
Do you know what you do to me?
You make me smile every time I see you.
You make me complete when you're around me.
You give me the strength to get through the week.

Do you know that, without meaning to, you give me life?

Rama Lama Ding Dong

RAMA

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I think Guitar Hero is a pretty fun game. I never actually thought I'd like it. It looks pretty dumb, but it's actually one of my favorites. I guess it helps that I'm kinda good at it. I started out on medium because easy was, well, too easy. Now I can play most of the songs on expert. Yeah, expert. That's right. I've even beaten a few of my guy friends who say that they're the best. Not anymore...

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LAMA

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I'm stalking two new people. I didn't really realize I was until last night. I mean, I've always thought they were cute, but after I realized I was looking for them...things changed. Especially since ____ was in the room too. Hah. Gahh, I love parties. (No alcohol until you're 21 children!). We'll call the one that's my age Rama and the older one Lama. Also, I pretty much talked to ____. Yeah, for reals. And. of course I talked to Rama and Lama, Lama more than Rama though. And I didn't know it at the time, but Lama is like a full two years older than me. I thought he was like one. Oh well....but Rama is the same age as me.
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DING
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I like getting letters in the mail. They're just more personal than texts, emails, messages, and all the other electronic means of communication...however I never get letters anymore. (Besides the dozens of college ones I get like everyday...except Sunday). I think I'm gonna send some letters, but to people I haven't seen in a while. Or maybe I'll send everybody I know a letter. I'll form a whole letter chain. Instead of waiting around for texts I'll be going to the mailbox once a day. I'll be closer to all of my friends because that's just how letters are. They connect you to others easier. Send a letter.
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DONG
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American Idol ruined "I'm Your's" By J.Mraz. Nuff said.

<3

S

Boom Chicka Boom !

BOOM

I love bumper stickers. I aspire to have many on my own car......once I get one.

They're just so funny and show you a little bit of how that person thinks. I love the ones that have a lot of writing on them, but say nothing worthwhile and make you feel like an idiot. I'm going to have like fifty different bumper stickers on my car. Just because.

CHICKA

I want to someday become a vegetarian. I typically don't like meat or chicken. It's gross. So, I should just become a vegetarian. However, I'd have nothing to eat. I like tacos and spaghetti, but they have meat in them. So I've created.....

HALF-VEGETARIANISM!

It's perfect. You just shy away from plain meat and chicken and fish and whatever else counts as bad. But, it's perfectly acceptable to eat them mixed in with stuff. (Tacos have lettuce, tomato, and cheese; Spaghetti has noodles; Orange chicken has...orange sauce...??) Wa-La! Because, I've realized that I like chicken and meat when it's mixed with stuff, it's just disgusting plain. This way, when somebody tries to feed you plain, dry, chicken you can say you're half-vegetarian (if they ask what it means give them this site!) They probably will look at you funny, but will replace the food with yummy veggies or noodles. It's great.

BOOM

Apparently my little brother supports Communism. He wrote a paper on what his own little world would look like and he had very Communistic ideas. He doesn't understand yet how that can go terribly wrong. Like how when everyone gets paid the same doctors will be like "Screw this, I'm getting paid the same as Larry the plumber, I'm not gonna' work too hard!" It was funny, but his little world was pretty neat. It was all about peace and everybody getting along. I think he's going to be a hippie someday....

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Oh, just a little teeny tiny update.

TG....PLAYS GUITAR!

That is H-O-T....HOT!

Ta for now....I have a paper to write... :P

S

It's 4:33 PM and I'm Watching Ellen...

She has the Jo-Bros on at the moment....

What's the dealio with them?

I've see commercials of girls crying when they come onstage....and some of them are like EIGHT! It's like, yeah, they are pretty cute but crying? Seriously?!

OMG! I just proved my point! Ellen just gave away tickets to see them in concert and the girl about had a heart attack!!

I mean, it's kinda embarrassing for the girls. I understand that they think they know every little detail about them and have bought every CD and every poster and are completely obsessed, but really? It's sad how attached these girls are to them. The chance of one of the Jonas Brothers spotting them in the ground and whisking them away to happily ever after are 1 in, no, 0 in a billion.

I get loving a band. I mean, I love MCR, RJA, and TAI, but I wouldn't scream and start crying if I saw Beckett walking down the street. That must be so awkward for them, flattered as they may be, but it's kinda creepy. I mean, for even the slightest chance of them even talking back to you, act like a normal person for crying out loud!

Then there's those of you that think if you flirt enough or if you're pretty enough then your favorite band man will "fall for you."

Wow.

Okay, there's a difference between thinking about how amazing it would be if Joe Jonas saw you at a concert and fell in love and acting on it! Don't you think its incredibly awkward for him and extremely embarrassing for you if you start flirting with him while he's signing your CD? What, how old is he now, 19? (yeah I had to go on Wikipedia to find that out). There are girls that are 13 and 14 that are so in love with him and dream about him falling in love with her. It's ridiculous. Sure, it'd be awesome to have millions of guys hanging off my every word and completely in love with me, but it'd get old. I wouldn't have any guy friends. I wouldn't know if they just wanted to be friends or if they were friends with me in hopes of forming a relationship.

So, please. Give musicians and actors a break. Stop screaming (unless they just got on stage and your also clapping because you're excited for the music***) and stop crying (there is no excuse for that, you look stupid - for lack of a better word).

***That reminded me of another peeve of mine. People who only listen to bands because they think the lead singer is hot. I hate these people. Sure, they might like the music, but if the reason they listened to them was because they fell in love with the bass player, they're not in it for the music. Like I can honestly say that I listened to The Academy Is... way before I saw Bill. (I actually first heard them on a video game my lil' bro was playing...it was some car one...). However, I always check out what the band looks like after I get all their music. (Yeah, I buy CD's. I like CD's better than iTunes, but I'm afraid that one day all music will be on the internet and I'm already sad...). I like Underoath, but I don't really think any of them are attractive...no offense Spence (had to say that, it rhymed...).

So anyways, music has to do with the creativity of the band, not how they look.

S