Sunday, February 8, 2009

V-Day Anonymous Love Letters: 1

I've decided to keep up with the theme of stalking on Valentine's Day to create some amazing(ly cheesy) secret admirer letters/phrases/sayings to give to my stalk-ees...

Here it goes....:

CLASSIC ROSES ARE RED CRAP:

Dear (insert name here),

Roses Are Red,
Violets Are Blue,
I Just Want To Say,
I LOVE YOU

Daisys Are Yellow,
Carnations Are Pink,
Seeing Your Face,
Makes Me Weak.

Sunflower's Are Taller
Than Most Other Flower,
I'd Just Like To Tell You,
That I Am Your Stalker.

Sincerely,

Your Seceret Admirer (or if your bold, put your name there)

I LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU LIKE ME POEM:

(note: the first letter of each line corresponds with the next to make the phrase "I like you more than you like me)


I wish you knew how much you mean to me

Like a moth to a flame,
I can't stay away from you
Kind of like the way I need air,
Everything about you I need to survive

You'll never figure it out though
On the outside you'd never guess
Uncover my heart and you'd know

Maybe someday you'll get the hint
Or maybe I'll just tell you
Real love is meant to be
Euphonious in it's peak

Truthfully, I'm in love
Hopefully, this isn't a one way street
Altogether, I need you,
Need you to need me

You're like my knight in shining armor,
Only available in my dreams
Unsatisfied until I see your face

Life could be better
If you liked me too, because it
Kills me to be without you and it's
Euphoria when I'm around you

Maybe one day you'll come around
Endless waiting until our love abounds

(Yeah, I actually wrote that.....a looooong time ago, lol)

Anyways, I'll put up some more cheesy letters when I feel like it.

Ta Ta For Now,

S

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